About the role

As our first JevOps hire, you'll work at the intersection of infrastructure, machine intelligence, and updating your LinkedIn headline.

You'll translate "we're a Jev-first company now" into a system someone can actually deploy. You may ask follow-up questions after launch.

What you'll do

• Own the transition from DevOps to JevOps.
• Build and maintain production decision pipelines powered by Jev.
• Modernize legacy Jev infrastructure built earlier this week.
• Establish our JevOps Center of Excellence.
• Participate in the on-call rotation until Jev is confident enough to participate.

What you bring

• 5+ years of hands-on JevOps experience in production environments.
• A proven track record of shipping Jev at companies that have not yet heard of it.
• Comfort operating in ambiguity, particularly around this job description.
• Excellent written communication. Jev returns structured decisions; someone still has to write the incident report.
• A strong inclination to never user regex when Jev can be used for the job.

Nice to have

• Experience with JevSecOps, JevRel, or platform Jevgineering.
• Founding membership in the JevOps community. You may found it after applying.
• Experience migrating from a Jev monolith to microJevices, followed by experience migrating back.
• A conference talk titled "JevOps at Scale" with at least one production request behind it.
• Easy acces to a coin (or preferable a pair of dice) for when Jev is down, or we've hit our rate limit.

What success looks like

First 30 days: Audit our Jev readiness. Replace the framework you wrote ten minutes ago. Migrate the company to Jev. Announce that we've always been Jev-native.

First 60 days: Ship a self-improving Jev platform. Achieve market leadership in a category you named during onboarding. Deprecate the platform as legacy infrastructure.

First 90 days: Establish the global Jev standard. Acquire our nearest competitor. Publish a case study proving JevOps transformed the economy.

How to apply

Send us something you've built and answer these questions:

1. How many years of Jev experience do you have? Please account for time dilation.
2. Describe a Jev incident you resolved before Jev existed.
3. What would you actually build with Jev, and how would you know it was working?

A quick calibration

The experience requirements are a joke. Your time isn't.

This posting is a bit about AI hiring. If the actual engineering work sounds interesting, take a look at our current openings at Valency. No time travel required.