Twitter captures the #FunnyThingsDadsSay

Father’s Day is this weekend, and Twitter users had a lot to say this week about all the funny things they’ve heard from their dads.

#FunnyThingsDadsSay is this week's @WhimsyTags hosted by @sunkisseeddd pic.twitter.com/56NUVR92MI

— Hashtag Roundup (@HashtagRoundup) June 13, 2018

Twitter didn’t hold back ahead of the holiday

That’s for sure.

Do you think I'm made of money?#FunnyThingsDadsSay

— Chris Hootwills (@Dads_Ace) June 13, 2018

https://twitter.com/chrismakespuns/status/1006974669344395265

Don’t tell your mom. #FunnyThingsDadsSay

— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) June 13, 2018

Were you born in a barn? Close the door.#FunnyThingsDadsSay

— No One (@neilt76) June 13, 2018

* passing a pasture *
"OMG! That cow is amazing!!!!"
"Why is that, Dad?"
"She's outstanding in her field."
#FunnyThingsDadsSay

— Guy McPerson (@GuyMcPerson309) June 13, 2018

Kid: Dad I'm hungry!
Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad#FunnyThingsDadsSay

— mohammad arif (@hateyou2FC) June 13, 2018

Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey!!
(Loudly, through my door, while a teenager in high school, to get me up. 😑)#FunnyThingsDadsSay

— Sarah (@SportsLoverGirl) June 13, 2018

#FunnyThingsDadsSay try harder….. Right now your brother is my favorite

— Istopher (@Okaptn_my_kaptn) June 13, 2018

#FunnyThingsDadsSay
I'm not sleeping, just resting my eyes

— Jennifer Rose 🌹 (@Jennrosehart1) June 13, 2018

What's Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1#FunnyThingsDadsSay

— NoodlesNoodle🤔 (@NoodlesSquared) June 13, 2018

Me: Am I right?
Dad: No, left. #FunnyThingsDadsSay

— Stepmom Extraordinaire (@Deendalee) June 13, 2018