Dream job alert: Cards Against Humanity is hiring writers

Let’s face it. Game nights were pretty lame before Cards Against Humanity came into the mix. It’s everyone’s favorite game because not only is it hilarious but also shows you which of your friends are the most perverse and that is a priceless gift. The tagline is literally “a party game for horrible people.”

As it explains on the site, in each round one player asks a question from a black card, and everyone else answers with their funniest white card. Here are a few classics, courtesy of BuzzFeed.

There have probably been plenty of times during the game when you thought to yourself, that was a good card but I could have written an even better one. Well, you are in luck because Cards Against Humanity is currently hiring new contributing writers to be on its team of remote contributors. The pay is $40 per hour but some people would probably do it for free for bragging rights alone.

But you better dig deep into your sarcastic and awkward soul as the application, your best 15 white cards and five best black cards, is due by Friday, Aug. 31. From the site: “We strongly encourage applicants from historically marginalized communities to apply, particularly people of color, immigrants, and members of the LGBTQ+ community,” the company wrote on its application site. “Also looking for hot single dads.” So there you have it. Apply here.