19 Funny July 4th captions — so you’ll seem insanely witty on social media

Things you’ll see on Independence Day: American flags, hot dogs, fireworks, and July 4th jokes. If you expect to be tweeting, ‘gramming, or sharing needless updates of your grilling skills elsewhere on social media, you’ll need a few, funny one-liners to toss off throughout the day.

Below we’ve gathered some of the pithier comments you can pair with whatever photo you manage to take — with or without weenies, wine, sparklers, or flag. You’re welcome.

Drink-focused
Red, white, and boozed
Four score and seven beers ago
Talk about lit!
Rosé in the U.S.A.
Red, wine, and blue
Drinkin’ like Lincoln
Benjamin Drankin’
Star-spangled hammered
My dietary request for your Fourth of July BBQ is wine, please.

Food-themed
It’s not the Fourth of July until I’m holding a hotdog.
If you didn’t grill, did your Fourth of July even happen?

Uncle Sam-inspired
I WANT YOU … to like this photo.

Patriotic
Let freedom ring!
Home of the free, est. 1776.
Let’s party like it’s 1776.
“You’re welcome.” – George Washington

Sparkling repartee
Born to sparkle.
Keep calm and sparkle on.
“It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas.”
–Stephen Colbert