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Onion

The onion (Allium cepa L., from Latin cepa "onion"), also known as the bulb onion or common onion, is a vegetable and is the most widely cultivated species of the genus Allium. This genus also contains several other species variously referred to as onions and cultivated for food, such as the Japanese bunching onion (Allium fistulosum), the tree onion (A. ×proliferum), and the Canada onion (Allium canadense). Wikipedia

The onion (Allium cepa L., from Latin cepa "onion"), also known as the bulb onion or common onion, is a vegetable and is the most widely cultivated species of the genus Allium. This genus also contains several other species variously referred to as onions and cultivated for food, such as the Japanese bunching onion (Allium fistulosum), the tree onion (A. ×proliferum), and the Canada onion (Allium canadense). Wikipedia

Jun 28, 5:57 PM

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Jun 28, 4:57 PM

Settling into his apartments cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else. If they take, like, a four- or five-run lead, Ill finally be able to turn this thing off and get some fresh air, said Neubauer, adding that he was reluctant to abandon the game before he was certain the outcome was locked up and that he would not miss anything. #TheOnion

Jun 28, 3:03 PM

Saying the fetid stench of spoiled meat perfectly set the mood for romance, local housefly Tztsz on Wednesday fondly recalled losing his virginity on a decomposing pile of ground beef. It was such a wonderful experiencewe found this nice slimy clump of discolored beef rotting in an open trash can and made sweet love, said Tztsz, adding that the putrefied wad of ground chuck was a popular spot where several hundred of his buddies also had sex for the first time. I didnt even expect Zztzzz and I to go all the way that night, but the moonlight shined so beautifully on the gray, festering meat that I guess we couldnt help ourselves. #TheOnion

Jun 28, 0:39 PM

I swear, that kids in here seven, maybe eight hours every day, just knocking out books left and right, said librarian Marna Atkins, who added that despite the warm summer weather and the fact that there is a community pool just two blocks away, the reclusive elementary schooler can almost always be found in the library with a Roald Dahl or Rats Of NIMH book in his hands, and several more stacked in a pile next to him. And he always checks out the maximum number of books when he heads home at night, so youve gotta think hes doing the exact same thing back at his house, too. Theres really no other way he could have taken down the entire Judy Blume Fudge series like that in under a week. #TheOnion

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