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The onion (Allium cepa L., from Latin cepa "onion"), also known as the bulb onion or common onion, is a vegetable and is the most widely cultivated species of the genus Allium. This genus also contains several other species variously referred to as onions and cultivated for food, such as the Japanese bunching onion (Allium fistulosum), the tree onion (A. ×proliferum), and the Canada onion (Allium canadense). Wikipedia

The onion (Allium cepa L., from Latin cepa "onion"), also known as the bulb onion or common onion, is a vegetable and is the most widely cultivated species of the genus Allium. This genus also contains several other species variously referred to as onions and cultivated for food, such as the Japanese bunching onion (Allium fistulosum), the tree onion (A. ×proliferum), and the Canada onion (Allium canadense). Wikipedia

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This one right here is 12-inch-thick granitea Nazis gonna wear himself out swinging a bat at this thing, said local funeral director Richard Newfeld, adding that the 300-pound headstone had a graffiti-resistant coating that allows a Sharpied swastika to easily be wiped off with soap and water. Seriously, the entire Aryan Brotherhood could go to town on this thing with sledgehammers and crowbars, and itll still look as good as it did the day it was engraved. Its embedded with rebar too, so if some white supremacist gets it in his head to back over your headstone with his truck, he will definitely shred his tire. But, here, take a whack with this Louisville Slugger and see the quality for yourself. #TheOnion

Aug 31, 4:16 PM

Were happy with the judges ruling that Ivanka, Don, and Erics father is unfit to look after these children, and that their best interests are served by having them live with their mother full-time, effective immediately, said Aaron Franz, an attorney for Mrs. Trump, who reportedly arrived with his client at the North Portico of the White House early this morning to rouse the children from their beds and shepherd them, along with a few bags of their possessions, into a waiting minivan. After years of fighting tooth and nail to be granted guardianship, were relieved to finally get these children out of such a hostile and unhealthy environment and into the loving care of their mom. #TheOnion

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