Father’s Day is this weekend, and Twitter users had a lot to say this week about all the funny things they’ve heard from their dads.
— Hashtag Roundup (@HashtagRoundup) June 13, 2018
Twitter didn’t hold back ahead of the holiday
That’s for sure.
Do you think I'm made of money?#FunnyThingsDadsSay
— Chris Hootwills (@Dads_Ace) June 13, 2018
Don’t tell your mom. #FunnyThingsDadsSay
— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) June 13, 2018
Were you born in a barn? Close the door.#FunnyThingsDadsSay
— No One (@neilt76) June 13, 2018
* passing a pasture *
"OMG! That cow is amazing!!!!"
"Why is that, Dad?"
"She's outstanding in her field."
— Guy McPerson (@GuyMcPerson309) June 13, 2018
Kid: Dad I'm hungry!
Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad#FunnyThingsDadsSay
— mohammad arif (@hateyou2FC) June 13, 2018
Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey!!
(Loudly, through my door, while a teenager in high school, to get me up. 😑)#FunnyThingsDadsSay
— Sarah (@SportsLoverGirl) June 13, 2018
#FunnyThingsDadsSay try harder….. Right now your brother is my favorite
— Istopher (@Okaptn_my_kaptn) June 13, 2018
I'm not sleeping, just resting my eyes
— Jennifer Rose 🌹 (@Jennrosehart1) June 13, 2018
What's Forrest Gump's password?
— NoodlesNoodle🤔 (@NoodlesSquared) June 13, 2018
Me: Am I right?
Dad: No, left. #FunnyThingsDadsSay
— Stepmom Extraordinaire (@Deendalee) June 13, 2018